There is one thing on the internet that I hate most and thats, LALA MUISMany people asked, what is a lala ? Well this blog post is about what the term LALA is to me.
How to be Lala
#1 Always use your phone camera.
No matter how bigasspro your dSLR is, to qualify a lala, you must use your handphone regardless how much the megapixel is.
Must show everyone your phone also ar don't forget !
i mean, who needs cheap phones when you are one atas atas people :) we have kickass cameras, remember?
#2 Camwhore in the toilet.
No matter you're at the cinema/mcd/restaurant/school, always, camwhore in the toilet cos thats like the main camwhoring place.
Oh and btw hor, lalas don't care if their picture got one big and ugly toilet bowl one, as long as they think they cute enough can liao :) and don't forget, my toilet is prettier than yours :)
#3 Forget all the color coordinations, mix up EVERY COLOR.
The more colors you have, the more attention you get you know ! So don't forget, you can wear a bright pink tee with bright green jacket and a pair of bright purple pants also no problem !
Please, my talent in colour combination is flawless !
#4 Act as cute as you can.
Rule number one to be a lala is you HAVE TO POUT.
must be as cute as you can ma ! and also must do the asian pose.
Did you know this pose also means fuck you ?
#5 Camwhore with everything you think is cute.
Example :
"HeRrO ! mAiI nAmE Iz ShUwEn, NaIs tUuh mIiIt EuUzxHzz"
omg how they actually read that ? I spent SO LONG just to type that -.-"
well, i speak in perfect English in which all humans understand perfectly, thank you.
#7 Have 123879435230 friends on facebook and know none of them.
Friend list should also consist mainly of boys because most boys like lalamuis. Or is it lalamuis are good in flirting idk la !
I'm not a lalamui ! so i don't have many boys around me and i do not flirt :)
#8 Have illogical fashion sense
Ever heard of fashion sense that doesn't make sense ?
Oh hey ! I'm going to the Thursday market and its 30celcius in Malaysia now !
Wear beanie/boots/earmuffs if you have them too :)
Oh, you don't have one? i have tonnes ! :)
Yes that is a windbreaker
You don't have one, don't you :)
and yes that is a very ugly floral hat.
and yes that is me uglifiying myself.
And don't forget, i'm pretty all the time :)
No matter how bigasspro your dSLR is, to qualify a lala, you must use your handphone regardless how much the megapixel is.
Must show everyone your phone also ar don't forget !i mean, who needs cheap phones when you are one atas atas people :) we have kickass cameras, remember?
#2 Camwhore in the toilet.
No matter you're at the cinema/mcd/restaurant/school, always, camwhore in the toilet cos thats like the main camwhoring place.
Oh and btw hor, lalas don't care if their picture got one big and ugly toilet bowl one, as long as they think they cute enough can liao :) and don't forget, my toilet is prettier than yours :)#3 Forget all the color coordinations, mix up EVERY COLOR.
The more colors you have, the more attention you get you know ! So don't forget, you can wear a bright pink tee with bright green jacket and a pair of bright purple pants also no problem !Please, my talent in colour combination is flawless !
#4 Act as cute as you can.
Rule number one to be a lala is you HAVE TO POUT.must be as cute as you can ma ! and also must do the asian pose.
Did you know this pose also means fuck you ?
Can camwhore when you lie down also ! Super cute one .___.
*vomits*
haiya! no need use ASIAN pose! we are atas people, must do angmoh pose!
*vomits*haiya! no need use ASIAN pose! we are atas people, must do angmoh pose!
#5 Camwhore with everything you think is cute.
Like your hair band
or Shin Chan
(omg Shin Chan is NOT cute, i hate him D:)
kitty chan also very cute. Got spongebob tim
Everything i have is cute! :)
#6 You have to speak a language people don't understand.
(omg Shin Chan is NOT cute, i hate him D:)
kitty chan also very cute. Got spongebob timEverything i have is cute! :)
Example :
"HeRrO ! mAiI nAmE Iz ShUwEn, NaIs tUuh mIiIt EuUzxHzz"
omg how they actually read that ? I spent SO LONG just to type that -.-"
well, i speak in perfect English in which all humans understand perfectly, thank you.
#7 Have 123879435230 friends on facebook and know none of them.
Friend list should also consist mainly of boys because most boys like lalamuis. Or is it lalamuis are good in flirting idk la !I'm not a lalamui ! so i don't have many boys around me and i do not flirt :)
#8 Have illogical fashion sense
Ever heard of fashion sense that doesn't make sense ?
Oh hey ! I'm going to the Thursday market and its 30celcius in Malaysia now ! Wear beanie/boots/earmuffs if you have them too :)
Oh, you don't have one? i have tonnes ! :)
Yes that is a windbreaker
You don't have one, don't you :)
and yes that is a very ugly floral hat.
and yes that is me uglifiying myself.And don't forget, i'm pretty all the time :)
#9 Edit ALL YOUR PICTURES
Most lalas like to edit their pictures and make their skin look flawless. Sometimes I think they're very the pro lor, I can't even do that !
WHO NEEDS PHOTOSHOP ? google for all the cheap photo editings and put as many cliparts on it as you can. Mosaic the background uglily so that you will stand out too.
You need to have real photoshop skills like i do! by using icons which are NOT downloaded from google :) i use atas atas icons, thank you :)
#10 Put captions that doesn't make sense
WHO NEEDS PHOTOSHOP ? google for all the cheap photo editings and put as many cliparts on it as you can. Mosaic the background uglily so that you will stand out too.You need to have real photoshop skills like i do! by using icons which are NOT downloaded from google :) i use atas atas icons, thank you :)
#10 Put captions that doesn't make sense
Most common caption used is 'Jian jian dan dan xiang ge xiao hai'. Every lala I know uses it, and because I'm not a real lala, I have no idea where they find those captions. I only know photoshop. Damn noob la can !
Take me to your heart
Aiyo why want go my heart ? I go toilet pee first can ar ?
Please make your captions more sensible like mine: "lingshuwen.blogspot.com" with beautiful font used with great photoshop skills :)
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Its actually healthy to laugh at yourself once in a while :)
I aMm GoOiNg tUuH EaT lUnchH nAoZxhz. BaIiI BaiIiI~~
and then come back and say, "OMG ! I'm fat!"
Take me to your heartAiyo why want go my heart ? I go toilet pee first can ar ?
Please make your captions more sensible like mine: "lingshuwen.blogspot.com" with beautiful font used with great photoshop skills :)
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Is this post sarcastic enough ? :) you are NOT a LALA all right :)
Its actually healthy to laugh at yourself once in a while :)
I aMm GoOiNg tUuH EaT lUnchH nAoZxhz. BaIiI BaiIiI~~
and then come back and say, "OMG ! I'm fat!"
